Top Secret Swingers Club Report

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everything exactly according to reality

We've all heard of them. Clubs where you can take turns having sex with different partners with impunity. Is that reality or just a fairy tale? How does it actually work and what kind of people go there?

For a long time I thought that something like that was impossible or that it didn't work the way it was written on the internet. That is, that there really are unmarried couples who would live in a loose union and sexually want to share partners. Rather, I believed it would be a group of sex-hungry gentlemen and paid companions.

My wife isn't up for it at all and I didn't feel like trying it with a paid companion. In the better clubs, you have to come as a girl-boy couple. In the worse ones, where that doesn't apply, there are hardly any girls. They are so intimidated by the sheer number of guys, so even the girls who would welcome more guys with a balanced ratio of guys to girls don't go. Years later, I met a couple who go to a club in Prague. I asked how many partners they had per visit to the club. The guy said he just cuddles and the girl 5-6. My pupils dilated. I asked if she would come with me. She said she would. I was totally blowing it. Not only the first anticipated visit to the club, but the fact that we were going together. I was attracted to her. She has a sexual charisma that few girls have.

After a few days... The owner of the swingers club opens the gate for cars and pedestrians. He's giving us a hand. Next to us drives an Audi A6 with a well-kept 50-year-old lady and her 45-year-old lover behind the wheel. Hm, she wouldn't be bad either, I think to myself. We walk through the screened patio and enter the swingers club area.

We are greeted by the owner and the bar staff and given the keys to the locker where there are also 2 towels. Last time, we were told our friends couldn't even fit, so we preferred to come within an hour of opening. The capacity of the club is about 40 couples. Today there are 20-25 couples, so quite full.

The age of the participants is one girl 30 years old, the other about 33 years old and all 40-65 years old. The club states the average age of the visitors is 35-45 years old. The real picture is 35-65yrs average age of 50. That's my only major criticism of the club. It is as expected like a nude beach. 20 50 year olds to one 20 year old. Paid companions are not welcome, and it fits. It's really about couples, lovers, friends. Maybe one, two, paid companions, hard to say. In terms of the characters involved, it's kind of a cross-section of the population of that age. Nobody's gonna feel stupid. Specifically, the gentlemen, one athletic build, one slim grandpa with no belly button, and otherwise daddies, but no extra fatties, no bodybuilders. Women -one model, two or three slim ladies, and then a large majority of full-figured to two very strong ones. I suspect this will be a representative sample. Most are having a welcome drink in the bar room and chatting. I notice a young petite Asian woman and look at her. She smiles at me and waves. I laugh too and my breath gets heavy because I really like her. I didn't expect to meet a girl there who totally fits me visually. Plus, you don't expect a girl to wave or smile at you when you look at her. Sometimes that happens out and about, but not every week or month.

You must arrive within two hours of opening, then you are not allowed in. Clothing is completely up to you - normal, in a towel, naked. Just no shoes. The rooms are cosily partitioned and some people apparently use them as a lovers' refuge at swingers' party time, because they start making love without looking around. It's about 8 rooms, a large bar room, a larger open terrace, a hot tub and one larger room for orgies. There are beds, condoms, baskets and 2 gels everywhere. Most of the rooms are so dark you can't see your partner's face. I personally like sex in the light and would welcome one or 2 rooms lit up. So much for my mild and final complaint about the club. I confess that I searched in vain for the light switch in only one room and didn't try any further. Next time I'll try the light elsewhere. On the other tent, my friend later said she wouldn't fuck those old geezers in the light at all, hehehe. I guess they've tried it, but they might sacrifice one room for the occasional nasty. 

The price of 900 to 1200Kč for both depending on the time or event is a buffet, from which almost everyone can eat, unlimited gel, condoms. Drinks are at normal restaurant prices. And now for the event itself.

After inspecting the premises, I put my jacket in the common unlocked closet, the rest of my clothes in the locker and keep my towel. We shower together. Wow. Of course I do. It's a swingers club. But if you don't go to the nude beach or the communal sauna, that's a life milestone for you, too. Bathing together here also has a completely different feel and expectation than the nude beach.

We sit down in the porn room and have a welcome drink. Next door, a hot, slender, tattooed 50s manager in a thong and her boyfriend are getting it on. My friend and I start stroking each other and asking each other what the other wants to do. The licking is usually unprotected. So I opt for a condom, a gel, and go inside her while she's lying on her back on the seat. Soon the girl joins in. She and her friend stroke and lick each other. Even though she's not my type I also stroke and lick her a few times. Another couple about our age joins in. After a while we switch partners. I ask how she wants it and she says how you want it. I take her standing up from behind. She screams a lot. I like that. I'm stroking my friend while I'm doing it.

So after 15 minutes of sex we go to the terrace, which only works in summer. It's a beautiful sunny day in September. We're talking about how much we like it and stuff.

I compliment her on it, and ask if her pussy hurts. She says it's fine.

"My penis hurts a little."

"How so?"

"Well, that girl was taking it a little bit in the teeth."

"You have to say that," he explains to me expertly.

Well, that's hard to say. A man can be glad that some girl is sucking his cock, right :).

My friend tells me about other clubs where a guy can go alone without a girl and her experience matches what is written on the internet.

"It's usually terrible there. Everywhere we went, there was a line of guys following us."

"So what would you like?", my friend asks me.

"I like pussy, ass and fisting," I mention fisting too because I know she likes big dildos and I'd like to try it.

"Could you do it?"

"Maybe so," she replies, and I smile in happy wonder and anticipation.

"What about you?" I ask her.

"I don't care what a kid does, as long as he does it right."

I don't know what that means, but I guess every guy wants to satisfy a girl, so I don't worry about it.

We go into one of the smallest rooms and have sex. We're joined by a couple we've been watching TV with and they're having sex next to us. The girls caress each other a bit and after a while we swap condoms and girls. My friend then takes my cock in her mouth and the guy pushes his cock into her pussy from behind. I lay down on top of his girl and don't spare her. She screams really loud. I notice that the sex is usually a little harder here than at home. There's more fucking. After a few minutes, I ask what position she likes. She answers and what you'd like and then giggles a little shyly. We go at it from behind and then again lying down. The condom grinds the girl harder than the penis, so every now and then I ask if I should add gel and usually get an affirmative answer. Maybe it's not just the condom, but the length of the 19cm penis. After a while she's sore, so we just stroke each other. The thicker girl, who is being fucked by the guy in the next room or rather cubicle, keeps screaming something dirty. Like, "Yeah, fuck me hard in there. Fuck that cunt. Feel that pussy leaking, etc. etc. We laugh and it feels good.

I walk over to my friend and gently spread her pussy with my fingers. My friend stimulates herself with the oral vibrator she brought from home. Within a few short minutes I'm introducing my whole fist. It's my first fisting and it's just as amazing as I imagined. As the widest point of my wrist just past the knuckles passes through the mouth of her vagina (vulva), my friend's vagina seems to suck my fist deep inside her. She's relaxed, so even stretching her wrist at the narrowest point doesn't cause her pain. Her vagina squeezes my fist hard and partially pulls it into itself. It feels very nice. I like it very much. Surprisingly, there's not that much of a difference from the open palm and fist insertion. It was 5 minutes to climax. I'm happy. All the time we have the curtains open and people are walking, stopping and looking. I of course ogle everything, but only what I see along the way. There's no time to go around and look. My friend and I can only stay 2 or 3 hours.

We're going to a buffet and a shower beforehand. After us, the Asian girl's going to the shower. I'm taking a little longer. I'm waiting for her to get undressed and I'm checking her out. She's smiling at me like she's saying, look, I like you too. I think to myself, everything is so easy here, and in my mind I wonder, are we going to have sex too?

My friend takes food from the buffet and we go to the terrace to talk. We share our impressions. I talk excitedly about fisting and thank her.

"I thought you did this sort of thing as a sex shop owner on a regular basis."

"I'd love to, but my wife is very petite."

We like it here, but it's very risky. More for the girl. The guy's still protected, but if he doesn't change condoms when he changes partners, it could be a problem. We haven't seen anything like that, but your cognitive abilities are severely limited by perceptions and impressions. My friend has asked me to babysit her as well, noting that many times she doesn't know who's coming up from behind. So I would single out watching a partner's fresh lover's condom as the #1 rule of any swingers party (ignoring the general rules of full voluntariness, hygiene, consideration, etc.). Speaking of rules, the 2nd and last special rule of any swingers club is to firmly decide beforehand if you want to engage in oral intercourse as well. Oral intercourse without a condom poses a low risk of transmitting HIV and other diseases, except syphilis. Syphilis is also transmitted by kissing. You can try oral sex with a condom, but you'll probably be the only one and you'll feel so stupid that you'll take the condom off afterwards and you're in. When I wanted to try it, my friend suggested that she doesn't suck on condoms. I didn't decide for long and took my chances without. How many more swingers parties am I gonna go to? Maybe this is the last one. Plus, if you get orally satisfied as a man, you should reciprocate and then you don't have the condom option there. So basically, given the above, oral intercourse is only possible without a condom. This basically means a choice between no oral sex and a considerable risk of STD transmission.

"Have you ever done anal here?", I ask.

"Yeah, a sandwich."

"Wow."

"But it's rare for those guys to do that, it's only happened once".

"So what do we do next?", I ask.

"I'd like another fisting."

"Wow," I enthusiastically agree until my eyes are popping out of their sockets with joy.

We're going to the massage couch. She's lying down with her vagina facing the exit of the massage room.

"Put plenty of oil," she said.

I'm trying to open the curtains even more. My friend tells me how to pull them in and I want to stretch them even more :D, which I can't.

I go into her again with my hand, again carefully so as not to hurt her. When fisting, you have to be careful not to grab any IUD (i.e. its string, which you can't get to during normal petting). A girl who is not my type joins in and strokes her friend. People stop, watch for a moment as the friend's vagina receives the man's fist, and leave.

"Can you go a little deeper"? my friend asks.

I roll my eyes happily and continue to slide my hand halfway up her forearm. Wow. After a few minutes, my friend is done. The girls change on the lounger and I continue to try to finger the other one, asking if she wants fisting too. She looks at my palm and says she probably can't do it, that two penises at once is the maximum, and that if she knew beforehand she'd try to get more prepared, but that we'll give it a try. Meanwhile, an Asian woman and her boyfriend join us. Her boyfriend is stroking my friend and I am fingering the girl on the lounger with one hand and stroking the Asian with the other. After a while I stop fingering and look for a new condom and gel. I find it, go back to the lounger and the fingering. The Asian girl reaches out to me standing up with her tiny ass and I eagerly push my cock into her pussy. Several people in the small massage room moan loudly. The girl on the chaise says she has to bring her head for fisting and leaves.

I ask the Asian woman if we're going to another room. She agrees. We're moving to a small room. I put her on her back and wrestle her in. After a while, we add gel.

"Where are you from?"

"I'm Filipino," she laughs.

"I thought so", I laugh too. If you're into Asians, you learn to recognize Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Cambodian and Russian Asians. You know that in the Czech Republic, Asians are mainly Vietnamese (Czech Republic and Vietnam were brother countries in the former communist bloc) and Russian or Soviet. Russians from Siberia, Kazakhs and Mongolians are some relative to Southeast Asia but closer to Europe. Japanese women are the most different, then Vietnamese, Cambodian, Laotian, Filipino and Indonesian, and Korean. China is a little closer to Europe. Thailand a little closer and Russian more specifically Soviet Asian women (including countries like Kazakhstan) closest. I'm not talking about distance, but appearance. Asians are said to have "slant eyes". This is especially true of Chinese and Korean women. Japanese, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Filipino and Thai women are more round. Their eyes are dark and so they may appear visually larger to a person, although in reality European eyes are slightly larger.

"What position would you like?", I ask Luu.

"What do you want", I get a friendly answer again and I have to laugh. It's all so friendly and easy compared to reality. More accommodating than a partner or a woman. Just like in a porn movie. It's not real life, but for the moment it is real and with a little luck one can become a happy porn actor or porn actress cutting it right and left without a care in the world (fucking like there's no tomorrow).

My fingers are playing with her pussy. "Don't put your whole hand in there," you say with a smile, and I laugh too. It's clear what she meant.

"I saw you putting your girlfriend's whole arm in there. I couldn't handle that."

"I like it from behind," he says, and I think to myself. I don't believe this. It's my favorite position, too, but regular girls don't like it much. I accidentally bump her ass. She shouts, "Not the ass," and laughs. I'm laughing too.

There's a cute kid with a belly button looking at us.

Luu asks him, "where's your girlfriend?"

"I don't know," he replies.

"Come on," I invite him and he joins in.

He asked if I'd lend it to him for a while. I'd love to, but I know I have to leave soon.

"I've only got a moment too," I refuse his plea for now and throw myself on top of her.

I ask for a name and if he'll give me a phone number. She said yes. I feel her pain and ask about the gel, she says no, it burns. We stop and just cuddle and hug. I don't want to let go yet. She smells lovely with that Asian spicy musk. After a while, we let go and talk. I talk about how some gels burn some people because of the antifungal ingredient even though they shouldn't (Lona natural , lona anal) and which ones are good (Lona raspberry, lona strawberry, Jlube). Probably to shut her up a little bit that it hurts and a little bit that I don't know what to say and maybe to make an impression. The kid says to me, "You kind of understand." "Yeah, I have a sex shop." It's embarrassing, but when you only have 20% of brainpower at your disposal, and believe me, you don't have much more than that when you first visit a swingers club in the arms of a beautiful girl, chances are pretty good that you're not going to be the entertainer of the year. Luu has joked before and even now, though, that he lives next to a sex shop and that he can put dildos in his basket for breakfast instead of rolls. He laughs as raucously as porn actress Amai Liu. I'm thinking, dude... I'm dreaming.

I'm running out of time, I'm going to get my phone. When I come back, a guy's already picking her up from behind. I don't mind. I'd like to watch, but I don't have time. She punches her number into my phone while the guy fucks her from behind. We say goodbye with a kiss and I'm off.

On the way, a guy admonishes me in English. "What?", I ask. "No mobiles here," the guy repeats in English.

"O.K. i just took a phone number".

"Okay." I get his blessing, and I'm relieved I don't have a cell phone to take pictures.

I'd like to stay, but my friend has to go and the couple always has to leave together. I'll pay for the entrance and the drinks and we'll go a little further together and kiss goodbye.

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You know, I'd like to set the record straight. I'm excited. I know this wasn't a normal visit, but it was one of the extra special ones. I would expect a normal visit to be sex with a friend and two aunts and nothing more. That alone is an extra treat. And I think that even the most pathetic of our brothers with a (erect) penis can easily achieve that in a swingers club (the club did not wish to be named, we got into a bit of a dispute over the quality of the gel used and what is o.k. to publish yet). I was only in the club for 3 hours, had sex with three girls and licked one other. With a full time, a lot more could have been accomplished, or rather a lot more ladies and grandmothers, as there were no other girls there.

One last observation. The girls stroke and lick each other, the intercourse between the men is not sexual or stroking. Young men have sex with young men and retired men with retired men. Age doesn't mix much. But it's more about everyone finding their own way than rejecting anyone. At least I haven't seen any visible rejection. If I were a grandfather, I'd just hit on the younger girls too, or at least give it a try. I mean, I wasn't there for the last 2 hours and God knows how it went from there.... Although God would be looking in this house 🙂 (probably google translator won't translate that either, hey foreigners, you must have some Czech friends:).

In any case, a swingers club is an open world, literally, figuratively and mentally. It's a different world, a fundamentally unreal world. But for a moment it becomes reality, just as a porn film becomes reality for a porn actor for a time.

year 2020